Mr. Ed is...The Line Judge (September 28, 2002)
by Ed Zafian
This week
it is an all-Serena Williams "Line Judge." Over the past year, Serena
has stepped out of the shadows of her older sister and in doing so put yet
another feather in the ball cap of tennis's version of Nostradamus, Richard
Williams, who predicted that Serena would eventually outshine her older
sister.
Just about three years ago, a hooded and somber Venus Williams watched
in the stands as her younger sibling captured her first Grand Slam title
at Flushing Meadows. Serena Williams's first Grand Slam title appeared
to motivate Venus as she went on a 4-Slam tear of her own over the next two
years. But what can Venus possibly be feeling this time around? Serena's
successes this year have largely come at the expense of Venus, with Serena
dethroning her sister at Wimbledon and the US Open as well as replacing her
as the #1-ranked player. Serena has separated herself from Venus on
the court and in the rankings, but is another "break" occuring between the
sisters? In a mildly startling development this month, Serena has started
to play doubles without her sister.
In a dream team scenario, Serena Williams teamed with Martina Navratilova
at the Princess Cup in Tokyo last week. The wildcard team knocked
off the #3 seeded team of Conchita Martinez and Nicole Pratt but lost in
the quarterfinals to the eventual champs (and scoreboard fitting nightmare)
Svetlana Kuznetsova and Arantxa Sanchez Vicario. Navratilova let the
cat (or is it the infamous "cat suit") out of the bag about the partnership:
"I asked her two years ago and she said she had made a pact with
Venus only to play doubles together. I asked again last year and got
the same answer. Then finally at Wimbledon this year she came up to
me in the training room and asked me." One could have brushed off
the Navratilova invite as simply a "once in a lifetime" opportunity on Serena's
part... but this week Serena has entered the Leipzing doubles tournament with
Alexandra Stevenson. Serena will regain a doubles ranking (probably
just within the Top 50 based on her three doubles appearances) next week.
So while this may start a whole new round of conspiracy theories about
fractures within the Williams camp, I say why not. If this year is any
indication, there is no doubt we will see enough of the Williams sisters on the
same court in the future. With Serena eating up the competition in
rapid fashion, she definitely could use some additional match play. The
only scary part is that playing more doubles will probably make her a better
player.
Winning her second US Open was not the only thing that landed Serena Williams
on the front page of many a sports section. Serena's black-lycra self-dubbed
"cat suit" turned a head or two (or three!) when it made its debut at Arthur
Ashe stadium last month. The body-hugging ensemble left little to the
imagination and was only another step in the escalation of sexy on-court attire
on the women's tour. However, the wildly popular outfit would serve
an even higher purpose as ammunition for a fashion battle of the sexes.
When Tommy Haas walked out on court in a sleeveless white shirt, USTA officials
could not get down to the court quickly enough to inform the German that
the top was not considered "customary" tennis attire. Haas did not
even receive any support from ATP CEO, Mark Miles, who chimed in that fans
must be able to tell the difference from what is worn on the practice court
versus official matches. Thanks for having our best interests in mind,
Mr. Miles, but one would think that Haas was showing off an appendage other
than his arm given this talk! Haas, when asked to change the shirt,
rebutted with a question on many a tennis fan's mind: "What is appropriate
on the women's tour?"
The whole double standard regarding "appropriate" tennis attire these days
is simply laughable. On more than one occasion, I have seen fans three
or four deep watching a practice session that involved a shirtless male or
a female in nothing more than a glorified bikini, rather than watching an actual
match going on in a nearby court.
"Absurd is the operative word", Mary Carillo chimed in about the
debate, while Tracy Austin voiced the thoughts of many: "If Serena can
wear that suit, he's got to be okay. It's pretty tough to tell Haas
that his shirt was not acceptable." Austin added that she would
"like to see the men's shorts a little shorter." And why not?
Granted these are human beings we are talking about, but they are also a
product that could only benefit from some new looks on the court. It
certainly has not hurt the women's game.
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